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Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45603) - you deserved it (5921)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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One down. 99 to go

#1 - On 05/07/2013 at 11:08pm by HandaPitler

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Better to have no man than a shitty one.

#7 - On 05/07/2013 at 11:13pm by lolfood

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