Today, the neighbors in the next apartment reported me to the police for screaming at my newborn to "shut the hell up" every time he cries. I would never yell at my baby. My asshole of a dog on the other hand barks at everything, which terrifies the baby, causing him to cry. FML

by Annonymous_Dad / 05/01/2013 at 7:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals

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  • Get the dog looked after by someone else for a little while or train it not to bark...
    I bet having a new born and a barking dog is going to ensure you get very little sleep.

    #2 - On 05/02/2013 at 3:39am by zandalee

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  • Your username should be "Not a bad dad—a bad pet owner".

    #1 - On 05/02/2013 at 3:38am by FreshPie

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