Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

by halliemarie1818 / 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm / United States / Animals

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  • Damn my ability to read words and have them form pictures in my mind. Why? WHY DIDN'T I LET MYSELF BE ILLITERATE?

    #3 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:11am by Baustigt

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  • You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...

    #1 - On 04/24/2013 at 5:10am by iLike2Teabag

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