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Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37800) - you deserved it (3781)

On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Gack! We don't know the OP's gender, so it's hard to make a fitting comment.

This is why we stick to cars.

#8 - On 04/10/2013 at 10:07am by perdix

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Ouch, FYL. Hope you feel better soon.

#1 - On 04/10/2013 at 9:59am by stormchaser24

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