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Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (88004) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching."

#10 - On 03/24/2013 at 9:47pm by zingline89

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The sweet smell of karma! Oh wait..

#5 - On 03/24/2013 at 9:43pm by NessieMonster188

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