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Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26637) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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F the bird's life.

#2 - On 03/02/2013 at 4:07am by Gesula

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Oh dear...been there, done that. My sympathies.

#1 - On 03/02/2013 at 4:07am by Therewhenneeded

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