Many such cases By Anonymous - 27/06/2026 03:00 - United States - Hampton Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML I agree, your life sucks 166 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 728 You deserved it 7 170
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 059 You deserved it 15 270
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 631 You deserved it 8 149
Today, I arrived in Tokyo and went to stay overnight in a teeny airport cabin hotel with shared bathroom facilities. I used the little wicker baskets to put my clothes on and when I came out of the shower, I found someone had stolen my favorite top. Who steals dirty clothes?! FML I agree, your life sucks 3 004 You deserved it 376
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 454 You deserved it 205
Today, I was looking at baby photos of me with my mom. I realized that I was making a funny face in some of them, particularly when smiling. I asked my mom if that was a silly face I used to like making. She replied, "Oh, Honey no, you had Bell's Palsy until you were two." FML I agree, your life sucks 862 You deserved it 101