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Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 1:09pm - animals - by Puppylove (woman) - United Kingdom

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Your name makes this perverted!

#2 - On 02/26/2013 at 4:33pm by iseyixes

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I don't think your average groomer wants to help get that kind of knot out.

#1 - On 02/26/2013 at 4:32pm by SApprentice

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