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Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (2026)

On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)

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The neighbours must be barking mad if they think you have a dog.

#1 - On 02/01/2013 at 5:58am by klol

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Bark at them like it were you all the time.

#5 - On 02/01/2013 at 6:00am by kAPISH

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