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Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24691) - you deserved it (9172)

On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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"Sticky situation" comments and pussy double-entendres in 3...2...1...

#2 - On 01/29/2013 at 4:55pm by Pleonasm

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Take yer dirty animal down to PetsMart where the motto is: We're not pussies about cleaning cats.

#9 - On 01/29/2013 at 5:04pm by perdix

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