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Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:18pm - animals - by peteswentzbass - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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They're in deep shirt- I mean shit-- I mean your shirt's in shit- I mean this is nothing short of shit.
The cat's out of the bag and into a pair of jeans so skidmarked you'd think the formula one was on.

#5 - On 01/26/2013 at 5:13pm by Pleonasm

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Sure her "cat" covered it up. She probably found it, and threw a shirt over it.

#2 - On 01/26/2013 at 5:12pm by bReLiNg

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