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Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (2557)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:53am - animals - by Ear Invasion - United States (New Mexico)

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Did you name him Jiminy??

#3 - On 01/26/2013 at 6:14am by Codezlol

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+142 | 12

that little bugger

#1 - On 01/26/2013 at 6:13am by isallwaysme

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+116 | 17

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