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Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14996) - you deserved it (27274)

On 01/20/2013 at 11:34am - animals - by DrakeB (man) - United States (Washington)

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There goes your reward money.

#1 - On 01/20/2013 at 12:58pm by whirlednews

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Movie makers got a new twist to use.

#3 - On 01/20/2013 at 1:00pm by moksha

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