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Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15654) - you deserved it (1484)

On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

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Looks like someone went to the closet and.. *puts on sunglasses*.. let the dogs out.

#3 - On 12/11/2012 at 2:04am by MisterDoctor

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Nice username

#4 - On 12/11/2012 at 2:04am by Ciaagent

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