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Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15583) - you deserved it (1000)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:23pm - animals - by orilykid (man) - United States (California)

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Use that dead squirrel for Halloween decorations. That'll really scare the kids!

#9 - On 10/31/2012 at 5:43pm by loserboii

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At least you didn't find it after you started burning the pile of leaves. The only smell worse than rotting squirrel is burning rotten squirrel.

#11 - On 10/31/2012 at 5:43pm by DocBastard

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