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Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19502) - you deserved it (2630)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States

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He's got his priorities set straight!

#2 - On 10/30/2012 at 4:58pm by OhAidan

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You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head.

Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.

#7 - On 10/30/2012 at 5:06pm by perdix

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