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Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (1778)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

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Was it cooking inside the toaster? Or had it just crawled in and died?

#3 - On 10/24/2012 at 4:11pm by sovetskiy

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I think it's time to get a new toaster.

#8 - On 10/24/2012 at 4:12pm by wdfcrystal

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