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Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML


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On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Teach your boyfriend how to roll over by hitting him in the balls lol. That was insensitive of him though.

#2 - On 09/14/2012 at 8:26pm by taniamw

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I'm sorry about your dog :( your boyfriend most likely is just really awkward with comforting people and was trying to make you feel better about it, but if he was seriously being a douche then you should rethink your relationship. Even though it's a dog, dogs feel like family to a lot of people and it's an insensitive thing to joke about.

#5 - On 09/14/2012 at 8:32pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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