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Today, I found an enormous raccoon in my backyard. After a couple of nasty scratches, I finally managed to capture the filthy animal. After calling animal control to relocate it, I waited for hours to learn that "relocating" actually means releasing it into my front yard 10 feet away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15022) - you deserved it (3410)

On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

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Wait, so they don't relocate them to Raccoon city? Damn that sucks OP!

#1 - On 09/13/2012 at 10:05am by crimsonlover4

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Don't wrestle raccoons. They could have rabies!!

#2 - On 09/13/2012 at 10:05am by JessalynVictoria

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