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Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML


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On 08/28/2012 at 12:43am - animals - by anonya - United States (California)

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Sorry about your dog and that you had to hear about the deaths of other animals. I always get so upset when animals die. I would have cried too.

#3 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:40am by carminecris89

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if your an animal lover dont feel embarassed about crying over the loss of your pet, id do the same thing no matter where i am.

#4 - On 08/28/2012 at 5:42am by ladyluck808

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