Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
by g'day cunt / 08/26/2012 at 2:27pm / Australia (South Australia) / Animals
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Wait.. you spray perfume in your mouth?
#2 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:09pm by Futacy
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But why would you ever spray perfume directly at your mouth?
#3 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:10pm by Kgirl2cute
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