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Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

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On 08/26/2012 at 2:27pm - animals - by g'day cunt (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Wait.. you spray perfume in your mouth?

#2 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:09pm by Futacy

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But why would you ever spray perfume directly at your mouth?

#3 - On 08/26/2012 at 9:10pm by Kgirl2cute

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