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Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13789) - you deserved it (25024)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Maybe you should give it catnip first, then try the laser pointer...

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:00pm by Warden1986

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All your cat did is prove he's smarter than you.

Good luck figuring out where he pees.

#7 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:06pm by DocBastard

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