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Today, my dog was run over. The man who ran over my dog was taking his own dog to the emergency vet. As the man awkwardly tried to apologise to me, he said, "Think of the irony". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17692) - you deserved it (1007)

On 08/17/2012 at 7:26am - animals - by byegeorge (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

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Carpool!

#4 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:10am by luckylea24

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Why was your dog in street?

#1 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:08am by fadingaway

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