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Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to allow the cats to sleep with us on the bed. As we started to cuddle, one of the cats pissed right in between us. We are sleeping on the couch until the baking soda absorbs the smell in the mattress. I'll be sleeping there longer than that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (25430)

On 08/09/2012 at 8:02pm - animals - by couchsurfer - Canada (Ontario)

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And that's why cats are cockblocks.

#2 - On 08/10/2012 at 3:06am by j_cat187

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I don't need pets in my bed. I'm already animal enough

#8 - On 08/10/2012 at 3:13am by pcentral

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