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Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (2398)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Owls have better eyesight than humans when it's dark. Maybe it was saving you from something out there :)

#3 - On 08/08/2012 at 6:01am by ObsceneOblivion

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Hedwig?

#4 - On 08/08/2012 at 6:01am by jellycorn

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