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Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

#3 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:11am by Epsilonyx

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I'd say things are going smoothly between you two. It helps in a relationship when you can make the woman laugh. Oh wait, I guess that doesn't help you.

#2 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:10am by Nordrag

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