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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML


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On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States

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It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.

#4 - On 07/08/2012 at 10:24am by Brannie

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At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked

#1 - On 07/08/2012 at 10:20am by MURIKKA

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