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Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15510) - you deserved it (6988)

On 06/11/2012 at 10:40pm - animals - by Anon127 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Pussy whipped

#2 - On 06/12/2012 at 2:54am by zingline89

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you know how it goes. dogs are supposed to serve us. cats are supposed to be served by us.

#6 - On 06/12/2012 at 2:56am by I_Punch_Babies

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