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Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (4713)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

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At least it didn't take your shoe!

#1 - On 06/11/2012 at 10:06am by thatgirlinoregon

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What did he expect you to say? "Oh I'm sorry, I just thought he would like the taste of cell phone..."

#9 - On 06/11/2012 at 10:09am by granata6

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