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Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16780) - you deserved it (57434)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)

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Fortune tellers are full of BS.

& you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

#1 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:05pm by levitate

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A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

#5 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:09pm by TigressUK

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