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Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on it's back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11234) - you deserved it (38764)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)

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