Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

by killer / 05/16/2009 at 8:21am / Latvia (Riga) / Animals

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  • Fortune tellers are full of BS.

    & you're just a neglectful goldfish owner. (:

    #1 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:05pm by levitate

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  • A fish doesn't die if it isn't fed for three days. It must have had something else wrong with it.

    #5 - On 05/16/2009 at 2:09pm by TigressUK

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