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Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

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The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na
Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

#5 - On 04/21/2012 at 10:05am by domking1315

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Poor spider...

#2 - On 04/21/2012 at 10:03am by CynePhoba

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