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Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

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Suggest to get rid of your mother

#3 - On 04/17/2012 at 2:33am by iLakers

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Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.

#9 - On 04/17/2012 at 2:36am by Epsilonyx

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