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Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17973) - you deserved it (1756)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

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1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one

#2 - On 04/16/2012 at 6:00am by demonkonga

See in context

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Shouldn't this read "mistaken a cockroach for a penny"?

#6 - On 04/16/2012 at 6:04am by Shadow_Phantom

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