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Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

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Omnomnom wall flavor!

#2 - On 04/10/2012 at 10:00am by decko44

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I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right?

You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.

#7 - On 04/10/2012 at 10:03am by DocBastard

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