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Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22139) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/07/2012 at 12:32am - animals - by day001313 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.

#1 - On 04/07/2012 at 6:17am by xxmckenzierae

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Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

#2 - On 04/07/2012 at 6:18am by zinoxity

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