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Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21077) - you deserved it (2240)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)

#4 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:14am by LaughinStock

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She brings you presents and all you do is complain.

#5 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:15am by RedPillSucks

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