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Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23694) - you deserved it (4672)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:28am - animals - by katams - United States

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My friends dog jizzed on my sweater once... I know how you feel, OP. Dogs are fucking lucky they're cute.

#1 - On 02/26/2012 at 10:23am by missyj0

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What a bitch.

#5 - On 02/26/2012 at 10:26am by jamesdscott44

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