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Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML


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On 02/20/2012 at 2:39pm - animals - by good_gravy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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man, being a dog would be quite the life. while you're cleaning up the mess they made, he/she is probably relaxing on the couch licking their privates

#1 - On 02/20/2012 at 7:51pm by Pentium_4

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Why would you put it in the disposal? As opposed to something that makes more sense, like ohh.. the trash?

#17 - On 02/20/2012 at 8:08pm by theWINDOWmonster

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