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  THEBlade_fml  |  1

Getting pounded

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  gaysunshine  |  8

Ya what's that?....

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  sammyscrazza  |  6

Its when someone dives into a bucket of their boyfriend or girlfriends poop

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  lostdiadem1  |  0

You sir, are incorrect

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  lostdiadem1  |  0

In my comment above I was referring to THEBlade

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ew, that sounds unpleasant.

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You just dont understand, its a jersey thing

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It's probably been explained, but Muff diving is a term used in the Uk, England and most of the countries colonized. It's for eating out a woman. So when someone from Australia, UK or England say 'I went muff diving last night' means they licked put a woman.

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"I'm 12 and what is this?"

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  margie2194  |  12

Bi curiosity? We all go through that phase.

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  Mysexyfaith  |  0

Eating out a hairy vajay!

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  tifani322  |  13

They were most likely kidding and messing around. It's most likely an inside joke.

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  CH723  |  0

Orrrr 201 is retarded. if they say it on the phone to each other, they've obviously done it.

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  thehauf  |  2

Your a retard

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  midgles  |  6

If ur twelve why the hell r u on FML!

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  Yung23  |  0

Duh????

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  swimorsink  |  4

Ok

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  GP14brBaller  |  5

HOLY SHIT MY NAME IS GAVIN

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  kBRETTE  |  6

Hahahahaha, negative votes but I laughed.

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  Shrike  |  22

Yeah, 343. The problem's not that she's gay, it's that she's 14. If you think 14 is a healthy age to be fucking girls, you may be fucked up in the head or have pedophilic fantasies, you sick bastard.

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  wallandpiece  |  16

Last time I checked, girls can't get pregnant with each other, so if they love each other, what's wrong with being young? OP's daughter is 14, and I'd say that's old enough to make your own decisions.

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  goofff  |  0

Muff diving is not just going down on a girl... It is also doing a shot that has been buried in a martini glass of whipped cream. The person has to get it out and swallow it without using their hands.

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  soopafreak  |  11

370 I'm from the US and I have known the term for many many years as has pretty much everyone I know. It's not a UK thing, it's a you lead a sheltered life stop sucking on your mothers teet thing.

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  ALpein  |  0

@349 What I'm hearing is... it's okay to have sex at any age if you don't get pregnant. So, even by this logic, you'd let your daughter sex another girl but not a guy?

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39 I said "apparently" the US because many of the commenters asking are from there. Also I knew what the term meant, hence why I was helping people out by stating it. Lastly, good for you for knowing it. I never said nobody from the states did. And it wouldn't be "sheltered living" as you put it for not knowing it. Slang isn't the same everywhere and although you know it, doesn't mean everyone else does. Do you know the meaning of the term 'greezy'? Didn't think so. It's slang that's used here and not many other places.

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  EpicSquishii  |  21

So the year after transitioning from complete childhood is "old enough to make their own decisions"? That is so sick.... 14 is still a kid! And also when is the last time you've heard of a 14 year old actually being in love with anyone?

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  Billystone90  |  3

That's not a Jersey thing it's just really old and no 1 uses it any more it's ppl like u that give jersey a bad name and the dumb ass from NY that say there from jersey

By  bassmaestro  |  10

What's that

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  FlamingTacos  |  7

Licking a girl's insides

By  fmlbrofml  |  0

What's "muff diving",? O.o

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  chi99y  |  0

289- telling someone it's sweet that they haven't been kissed yet and giving them advice about choosing the right person is awesome, especially when you see your profile pic and realize your a very dirty person that may be borderline creeper , and I know what that pics from and I know that it's not you, but you still used it to represent yourself on FML lol

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  DrMime  |  10

I'm an experienced muff diver myself, in fact it took 5 lonely years of angst and awkward touching before I got my license, (or lost it, whatever terms you prefer). Make sure your oxygen tank is always full, there be fatties in the sea...

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Lol who doesn't know that? Thanks doctor obvious

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Lol. All 13 year olds and 14 year olds asking. FML isn't the place to learn this stuff...lady

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I'm saying it's not appropriate to teach a 13 year old that muff diving is eating out a pussy. They have 8th grade sex Ed and high school to teach. If you tell these kids something worth learning, I wouldn't have any objections. Youre probably young yourself

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For all I know you could be one of those Internet perves who gets off in underage chat rooms. Why are you so pro teaching kids sexual innuendoes. What business of it is yours to make sure these kids are educated in this topic. You think their parents would appreciate your brash outlook on this. I'd say 80% of them would say no

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

Please calm yourself. If someone here hadn't told them, they would've googled it. So either way, they would have found out. And just so you know, a majority of the kids I know already knew about many sex terms, acts, and positions before taking sex ed in 8th grade, so.... Kids aren't as innocent as you seem to believe.

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You're 17 lol. Please stop

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  auriane_fml  |  19

I'm sure that most people would have just googled it and found the answer there. He was just helping people out. What makes you think that the people who didn't know what this was, are 13 years old. I'm 22 and i didn't know the meaning. You're turning this into something that it isn't. It isn't 13's fault if there are children on here, that are too young. It's the parents job to know what website they are on and what they can read there.

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Obviously they all know these sex terms. That's why they are asking right now right?? Oh wait. Contradiction...

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How bout we just leave this between the original dude and myself. It all makes sense. You just have to be smart enough to interpret.

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

You'd be pretty surprised. They might not necessarily know the term the OP used, but they may know another term for it. And honestly, not only am I closer to 8th graders in age (5 years give or take) but I also have cousins and siblings with friends who know an alarming amount about sex acts. There have been a few actually taught to me by younger kids. Adults seem to think that their children are naive, but if you interact with them enough, you'd realize this is not the case.

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  auriane_fml  |  19

We never said that it didn't make sense. We just don't agree with you. There is a huge difference. The way you said it didn't help your point. You seem really arrogant and keep typing the word lol. I will stop here and leave it between the two of you. There is no point in having an argument, when some just calls others stupid to win. have a nice day.

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

I realize that they teach proper terms, but a lot of the time teenagers use slang for the acts anyways. I never hear a teenager saying "he put his penis in my vagina etc." it's usually just "we fucked" or some variation of that.

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96. Thats why I said high school. By the time you graduate you'll know it and have done it all. And that all comes in time due.

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

Can I also just point out that earlier on, you told a number of people to google it.. Don't you find it just a little hypocritical that you criticized number 13 for defining the term when you yourself essentially did the same thing by telling others to google it? Did you literally give them the definition? No. But you told them where to get it, and isn't that just as bad?

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  ihasbrains  |  10

Shit, I learn tons of stuff on FML. For example, I learned that some people believe humans don't have animal instincts anymore (which I still think is total bullshit), but it's good to know. But I don't think they teach you how oral sex is performed in eighth grade, just that it may result in herpes, or something. Also, 'muff diving' is a term more popular in the UK, so you can't assume that 'everybody will know this shit by the time they're done with high school', and that 'everyone who's asking what it is is obviously a dumbass'. And yes, you should stop trying to argue because clearly your points are, well, pointless.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Sir you are being an asshole, that particular term is not common Everywhere, slang varies all over the world, just because you know it doesn't mean the next person will, and if they don't that doesn't mean they're an idiot. Further more, you're insulting the 16 & 17 yos on here, but they appear to be more intelligent, mature, and sensible than you. Take a look at what you're doing, everyone else is against you and nearly Every comment of yours is buried, you're clearly either wrong or appealing to the wrong crowd so just shut up and stop being such a stuck up self-important fuck.

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  dumboears  |  8

It's not appropriate? I find that quite ironic considering OP's daughter is 14. And like others have said, they would have found out one way or another.

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  rattusrattus  |  18

My sex ed was "penis goes in vagina, sperm comes out of penis, baby is made. if you don't want baby, wear condom and take pill. now here's a slide show of horrifically advanced stages of STIs that have no bearing on most people's experiences and are really there to make you vomit!" "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! *vomit*" I had to learn about cunnilingus from Wikipedia, FFS. And we had sex ed from the age of 12 (periods) to 18 (put the condom on the banana).

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Actually I had Sex Ed in 5th, 6th, and 7th grade. Not eighth. America's youth is becoming more sexually active at a younger age. I am at that age, I know what it's like. Teaching these kids something they already know, causes no harm.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

In my school in the UK, they taught us some of the slang terms, or at least the popular ones. People get bullied over here for stupid reasons and sometimes not knowing a slang term for a sexual activity or even drugs can get you picked on. Children are more aware of things than everybody thinks, my 11 year old asked me a few months ago what 'teabagging' was.. I'm not going in to it, Google it, I'm just saying :)

By  bassmaestro  |  10

But seriously, what is muff diving???

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