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Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You should have been more clear when you told him you prefered a shaved cock.

#6 - On 02/15/2012 at 10:08am by zingline89

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Well at least it's not actually a naked mole rat...but no worries the hair will grow back soon enough

#2 - On 02/15/2012 at 10:04am by WCARlover

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