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Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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Show her Spongebob and she will believe in seahorses.

*Possibly even talking sponges, starfishes, crabs, squids, and even whales.. Results may vary*

#2 - On 02/06/2012 at 8:32pm by saIty

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unicorns exist. you just have to stick a cone in the center of a horses' head. :D

#1 - On 02/06/2012 at 8:32pm by thinkPlNK

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