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Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23837) - you deserved it (3297)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:31pm - animals - by dogh8er (man) - United States (Florida)

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Santa will not be pleased.

#1 - On 12/18/2011 at 7:41pm by adropofpeace

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My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.

#10 - On 12/18/2011 at 7:46pm by DontModMeDammit

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