Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
by sammyxoxo / 12/18/2011 at 3:32am / Canada / Animals
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Take it back to their house and say "keep your shit off my doorstep"
#2 - On 12/18/2011 at 10:37am by xXwolflegionXx
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Figure out whose yard it is, and shit in it.
#3 - On 12/18/2011 at 10:38am by drawmesunshine
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