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Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31227) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

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Take it back to their house and say "keep your shit off my doorstep"

#2 - On 12/18/2011 at 10:37am by xXwolflegionXx

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Figure out whose yard it is, and shit in it.

#3 - On 12/18/2011 at 10:38am by drawmesunshine

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