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Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10639) - you deserved it (13465)

On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

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