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Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7940) - you deserved it (16290)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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