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Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23719) - you deserved it (6417)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

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My fat ass cats would drink it.

#8 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:28pm by ceilingfans

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Just like the cartoons.

#2 - On 10/23/2011 at 6:20pm by UrLyfSuxx

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