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Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (3344)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by jonboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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