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Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by jonboy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:11pm by minorixxxx

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that is absolutely disgusting!
at least you found the butter.

#2 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:11pm by morgan_5230

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