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Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29823) - you deserved it (5745)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

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at least he listened :')

#1 - On 07/29/2011 at 5:14pm by rocketslider

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at least he gives a shit !

#20 - On 07/29/2011 at 5:21pm by BigMacBoi

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