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Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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So... FML I don't have any more spices, or FML my husband can't remember our dead cat's name?

#2 - On 07/28/2011 at 10:24am by xShannonxSammyx

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Was he high the entire lifetime of your cat?

#3 - On 07/28/2011 at 10:24am by RebornProblem

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