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Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30802) - you deserved it (4313)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

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But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!

#7 - On 07/15/2011 at 6:40pm by GigaPudding

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father of the year!

#1 - On 07/15/2011 at 6:37pm by tonydizzle

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